Justin Woodward
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Justin is often described as a monkey for his tendency to spend a lot of time in trees or very high places (i.e. the walls of Boulders Climbing Gym) and also for his habit of jumping around and making strange hooting noises. He enjoys playing his guitar, hence, the whole Aporia band thing. He recently graduated from Edgewood College with a degree in psychology, and has high hopes of bringing about world peace within the next century. Along with being described as a monkey, he is also often labeled "overly optimistic." He prefers the term "naive." Other than his musical and climbing interests, he also writes poetry, reads, psycho-analyzes prime-time TV shows, and screams at his wife's cats for tipping water all over the important papers that he absentmindedly left on the table right next to a glass of water. Needless to say, Justin would be absolutely lost without his not so absent-minded significant other, Katy. |
Emily Mills
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Emily has been hitting things with sticks (mostly inanimate things) since the tender age of three, when her older sister taught her how to turn over trash cans, tie pot lids to doors, and beat on them with wooden spoons. She is not-so recently escaped with a very over-priced degree in English and Theatre from Edgewood College, and hopes to put it to use by becoming a general ne'r-do-well while spending the rest of her life paying off student loans. Other things she does are write, spin records, act, take pictures, and various and sundry uppity activist type things. She thanks Justin for encouraging her to sing without wanting to vomit all those years ago, and her boy, for carrying stuff and generally being awesome.
Website: www.agog.net/batgirl |
Morey Burnard |
Morey spent his childhood being raised by a dwindling tribe of pygmies who, when he was at the tender age of 14, sent him packing when he outgrew the chieftain. Morey then journeyed to meet a maharaja and study the mystic art of bass guitar. A phenomenon from the first, Morey harnessed his prowess and developed the original bass-fueled rocket. With his mighty dirigible, Morey quested throughout space, hunting for the legendary "Sebulba," a bass of such fantastic power that many questioned its very existence. Finally, in May of 2004, Morey won Sebulba in a mighty battle with the Giant Space Baby of Doom, joined Aporia, and returned to a relatively normal world. |
